"Would I take the morning walk, religiously, day after
day and year after year, if Jacques weren't with me? Doubtful.
All my life I've prided myself in never keeping up any kind of regular
exercise program."
--- Daniel Pinkwater
"Houses are for private living, for friends and for
dogs."
--- Francoise Sagan
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
--- Charles Schultz
"Our appetites, not
the least for affection,
produced the dog; he's our creation,
made in our image, a household hanger-on."
--- Bob Shacochis
"All dogs are
fascinated by clothing-yours, mine, the girl-next-door's. While they may
seem to jump up in an apparently joyful, unrestrained show of greeting or
affection, they really want to feel fabric, any fabric. To try to
break them of this habit is to deprive them of a very sensuous experience."
--- Danny Shanahan
"First you learn a new language, profanity; and second you learn not to
discipline your dogs when you're mad, and that's most of the time when
you're training dogs."
--- Lou Schultz
"My dog, Izzy. A big poodle so smart he's now learning how to
punch up my scripts."
--- Comedian David Steinberg when asked about his greatest extravagance.
"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there
long before any of us."
--- Robert Louis Stevenson
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him
prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a
dog and a man."
---- Mark Twain
"It's
not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog."
--- Mark Twain
"Cats
are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the
snow. "
--- Jeff Valdez
"I would rather train a striped zebra to balance an Indian
club than induce a dachshund to heed my slightest command."
--- E.B. White
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face."
--- Bern Williams
"If you can't control yourself, you
can't
control the
dog."
--- Phyllis Wright
"Sometimes,
when I think about it, it seems that dogs have a bad deal. We teach
them to sit and roll over. They teach us dignity and heroism and the
unfettered joy in being yourself. Have you ever seen a golden
retriever mope around wishing she was a spitz?"
--- Arthur Yorinks
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