"Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no
questions, they pass no criticisms"
--- George Eliot
"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from
betting on people."
--- W.C. Fields
" The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way
its animals are treated."
--- Mahatma Gandhi
"Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends"
-- George Bernard Shaw
"Psychologists tell us that
there are several different ways to approach the learning
of a complex skill
such as horseback
riding. The obvious essential is the application of
the seat of one's pants
to the back of a horse..."
--- William Steinkraus
"Penguins mate for life. That doesn't surprise me much
because they all look alike. It's not like they're going to meet a really
new, great looking penguin someday."
--- Anonymous
